What I did on my Vacation

Last week I took off for vacation.  Usually we take a family trip, but decided to stay home and get some things done around the house. 

What I did on my Vacation
Got the AC maintenance done
Had locks re-keyed
Had maid service do deep clean of the house (I'd really let things go for a while)
Had plumber fix leak in upstairs bathroom
Had a screen door installed
Went to Sams
Went to Wal-Mart (BJ calls it Wally world)
Had Chinese food for lunch four times
Went to Ikea three times (Everyone has their addictions)
Got an oil change for my car
Got a manicure and pedicure (Yes, I'm comfortable in my manhood to get this done once a year)
Finished school supply shopping for BJ
Found out Mommy Bacchus is 4 mths pregnant (She's due in late Dec early Jan)
Went school clothes shopping for BJ (I'm all done. Everyone else has my leftovers to purchase during tax-free weekend)

Did a Day visit to Turner Falls, OK (Nice!!! Two co-workers recommended it)
Cleaned out old toys and took them to Goodwill
Started cleaning out the bedroom closets (I have been looking for my lucky house shirt for weeks, I think Mommy Bacchus has thrown it away)

Got caught up on "So you think you can dance" (My summer TV viewing guilty pleasure)
Bought a corner desk for our bedroom (Now that we have wireless internet, our formal dinning room table has become our downstairs office)

What I didn't do on my Vacation
Rest
Relax
Watch movies
Re-caulk bathroom

Anything remotely close to working……