Soccer Moms with Pimp’d-Out SUV’s

by Ed

I am sorry people, but soccer moms with pimp'd out SUV's is not a good look. No matter what your husband/boyfried/significant other says to you. you won't get any "street cred" for having your ride look like this.

It only makes you look silly and no one will believe you came from the streets. Your manicured hands, make up and designer sunglasses will give it away. And when your husband/boyfriend/significant other drives it around, he looks like the 100 lb guy at the gym wearing a weight belt–a GEEK.