Category — Funny Stuff

Almost three weeks ago I was driving to work and was listening to the radio. I song came on and my head started bobbing and my foot started tapping. In other words, I was jamming. An old favorite of mine was playing and I just couldn’t get enough. I knew that I needed to download it from iTunes as soon as I got in the office.

Pulled into the corporate parking lot, got my briefcase and couldn’t remember the song.

Couldn’t remember the tune, the beat, the words, nothing……

I sometimes call my work voicemail and leave a message if I want to remember something, but this song was so good how could I forget.

Easy, It’s the parent factor.

Ever since having kids I easily forget some of the simplest things…..

This memory lapse bothered me the rest of the day and moved into weeks.

This really started to bother me because since it was an older song, chances were that it would be a long time before I hear it again.

Finnally………after three weeks I heard it again last night.

Young MC—Bust A Move

Thank God!!!!!

Now if I can just remember my password for iTunes.

Wife and I were out driving yesterday and saw this SUV driving by. Took these with my camera phone, so please excuse the poor quality.

It was really windy and couldn’t believe the driver didn’t stop to tie down his load better.

He must have been in a rush because you will notice he didn’t even take the sheets off the bed.

Yes everyone, that is a Lexus SUV.

After they noticed me leaning out the window, they slowed down so we couldn’t get any pictures. I can only hope that we embarrassed the enough to fix it before anyone got hurt.

I ran across this site and found many of the quotes amusing.  I have incorporated many of them into my "Flavor of the Day" section at the top right side bar. 

 
Phillips-blog: 18 Hilarious Parenting Quotes to Celebrate Parents' Day

 If you think your having a bad day or week, just click on the link below.  A co-worker sent it to me and I just had to share….

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Obviously to get to the other side.

This morning BJ told me his first joke.  It was too cute to me, because it looks like he's picking up his dad's sense of humour.  Now if we can just work on his delivery….. 

31. Second Favorite Movie: Godfather II

32. Favorite Chick Flick Movie: Bridget Jone’s Diary (I am comfortable with my manhood to admit this)

33. I have collected Black Art since 1988

34. My first Black Art purchase emotionally broke down my step-father (Picture of little black girl looking through fence at Merry Go Round and a “Whites Only” sign posted on the fence)

35. Every room in my house has a different art theme

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Yes, my wife is doing something I never thought she would do. Mommy Bacchus has a boyfriend. Due to privacy concerns, I will refer to this other man as “Mr. Black.” There were several clues that revealed this relationship. Mommy Bacchus talks to Mr. Black every free moment she has, in the car, on the elevator, or waiting for take-out. She is constantly holding his hand and touching his face. Mr. Black is small compact, colorful and re-charges his batteries each night. How can a guy compete with that? Below is a picture I took of him while he was sleeping. I blacked out his face to protect his identity.

Mr. Black makes my wife laugh, cry and scream. Yes, I said, scream. One morning we were heading out the drive way and Mommy Bacchus tells me to stop the car and bolts out the door. She runs back into the house yelling and calling his name. What’s up with that????

Fortunately for me, I think they have developed what most young relationships encounter; a communication problem. One morning Mr Black told her to be at a certain place, at a certain time, but had his facts all wrong. This made Mommy Bacchus furious and she threatened to trade him in for another model. (Yes!!!!) Since I realized this was my perfect opportunity to break them up, I started doing little things to add to the relationship tension. I would un-plug Mr. Black’s charger in the middle of the night hoping he runs out of juice in the middle of the day. I have been having my own conversations with Mr. Black and giving him false appointment/calendar entries hoping she will get mad at him again. I have also been cutting out advertisements for Mr Black’s adversary, Mr “T” (Palm Treo 650), and leaving them lying around the house. Unfortunately none of these tactics have worked so far. It appears that I am left with only one choice.

I see Mr. Black all around town with other women. He can be found at soccer games, the grocery store and even on the highway while some people are driving. I think my only alternative is to play on Mommy Bacchus’ jealous nature and email her pictures showing Mr. Black for the TRUE SLUT that he his. I know it may sound cruel to used Mr. Black’s designed functionality in an effort to destroy him, but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Hopefully the next chapter will be “Mr Black gets sold on eBay.”

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? Originally uploaded by hasfurrychildren.

Dog cell phones

If you have been reading my blog you know that I give updates on my son’s behavior in daycare. Today I am happy to announce that Bacchus Jr. (BJ) received (green faces) all week. This is the first time in a long time that he has achieved this goal for 5 weekdays in a row. He has split this achievement over a two week time period, but this is the first time he has done it from Monday to Friday straight. Yeah BJ!!!!

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26. My son has the first name of my father and the middle name of my stepfather.

27. People say I look just like my father

28. My son looks just like me

29. Favorite Wine: Franciscan Oakville Cabernet ‘95

30. Favorite Candy: Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups

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